Tution credits have already been applied to your account.
All you have to do is show up for class and take notes.
The professor will answer all questions and promises to not lead you astray.
How's that for a sound investment in your education?
Showing posts with label Education. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Education. Show all posts
Friday, October 1, 2010
How To Get a Free Education
Tution credits have already been applied to your account.
All you have to do is show up for class and take notes.
The professor will answer all questions and promises to not lead you astray.
How's that for a sound investment in your education?
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Ventriloquist and dummy
At a lose for words Obama must carry around his teleprompter in order to know what it is he is supposed to say in any given situation.
In fact it would appear from several public appearances that the teleprompter is able to actually put words into his mouth, even as much as getting Obama to thank himself for throwing a Saint Patrick's day party at the white house.
This must be hard on Harvard Alumni because I thought speech giving was one of the lessons any good Harvard Grad would have learned sometime during their education. For that matter most High School students learn how to deliver an oral presentation sometime during their tenure in the hallowed halls of education.
Is this really the best and the brightest America has to offer? If so BEAM ME UP there remains no intelligent life left on the third rock from the sun.
In fact it would appear from several public appearances that the teleprompter is able to actually put words into his mouth, even as much as getting Obama to thank himself for throwing a Saint Patrick's day party at the white house.
This must be hard on Harvard Alumni because I thought speech giving was one of the lessons any good Harvard Grad would have learned sometime during their education. For that matter most High School students learn how to deliver an oral presentation sometime during their tenure in the hallowed halls of education.
Is this really the best and the brightest America has to offer? If so BEAM ME UP there remains no intelligent life left on the third rock from the sun.
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